____________ _______Took her out, it was a friday nighy
________ ___________I wore cologne to get the feeling right
____________ _______We started making out, and she took off my pants
________ ___________But then I turned on the TV
____________ _______And thats about the time she walked away from me
____________ _______Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
________ ___________And I'm still more amused by TV shows
____________ _______What the hell is ADD ?
________ ___________My friends say I should act my age
____________ _______What's my age again ?
________ ___________What's my age again ?
____________ _______Then later on, on the drive home
________ ___________I called her mom from a pay phone
____________ _______I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail
________ ___________The state looks down on sodomy
____________ _______And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
____________ _______Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
________ ___________And I'm still more amused by TV shows
____________ _______What the hell is ADD ?
________ ___________My friends say I should act my age
____________ _______What's my age again ?
________ ___________What's my age again ?
____________ _______And thats about the time she walked away from me
________ ___________Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
____________ _______and you still act like you're in freshman year
________ ___________What the hell is wrong with me ?
____________ _______My friends say I should act my age
________ ___________What's my age again ?
____________ _______Thats about the time that she broke up with me
________ ___________No one should take themselves so seriously
____________ _______With many years ahead to fall in line
________ ___________Why would you wish down on me
____________ _______I never want to act my age
________ ___________What's my age again ?